Well, me and *WolfenFire would love to welcome you with this welcome at the moment! "Good morning, evil clowns from Bob the Builders closet!"

.. xD Alright since you people liked the first version of our journal... RANDOMNESS! We shall make a new one! It will be different.. And hopfully you guys will like this one to! So.. Let's get started shall we?!

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TRUCKS AND THEIR NON-MAGICNESS!

=FrightDelight Alright Lemmonzz, your the one that wanted to talk about this one. I wonder why Trucks can't have magic to drive with instead gasoline that looks like our shit! xD.. I mean sometimes I do think cars run off our shit and wasted stuff, I mean.. Think about it.

*WolfenFire Exactly! Magic would be better because it would bring joy and happiness to aaaaaaall the little boys and girls, they wouldn't wanna get run over though, that'd be bad. Then the parents would be all, "NOEZ". So maybe magic trucks wouldn't be good. But, they are magical, and that has to be a good thing.

=FrightDelight Indeed. *Akward stare.*

SEX TOY'S FOR YOUNGER PEOPLE?!

=FrightDelight Okay, what is with the new sex toys people come up with.. Even for like.. The younger people?! I mean, Even kids.. Know how to use things.. Which is sad in alot of ways! Common.. This is like, terrible I think, yet fucking hillarious! People now a days can use ANYTHING for masturbation..

*WolfenFire Exactly! I mean.. It's ridiculous! Yea, anyone can use ANYTHING for masturbation, I mean, kids have many other things to be doing than being all horny and like, "Omg, sex sex sex.." Don't they have any other hobbies?! And even the slutty teenaged mom's with babies? Like, c'mon, there are plenty of other things to do besides sex.

=FrightDelight Yep.. And I mean. Seeing the guys and girls here, they're all like that.. And it's like.. Wierd to me. They wear the short skirts, high heels and stuff. ( I know it's to be sexy and I will support anyone who want's to be that or w/e for their bf's or w/e) But like.. I mean since I'm not like that I find it completly retarded to be honest e.e.. I just.. I can't get over seeing people use all sorts of shit to masturbate with.. Kinda funny xD!

*WolfenFire Haha, indeed. Like, it's ok to be sorta sexy and stuff, but show some respect for other people and cover some parts up. But being like that all the time isn't really normal (or at least not in my opinion), and need to control themselves sometimes. And I hate how some girls are goin' out there and having sex with like.. 5 guys in one week, it's like, are you serious? And yea, the toys they come up with too, they have just the most weirdest ideas!

=FrightDelight Indeed..

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Okay, I would personally like to talk about something *WolfenFire Had told me about FaceBook, before we start the ranting thing again! She had told me that some school have cats, and they test on them. Killing them of course. Tell me in the comments if you think this is wrong! And what you think you wanna do about it? But anyways, we'll get to the ranting parts.

KILLING AND TESTING ANIMALS?

*WolfenFire So, I heard from a fanpage on Facebook that some school in Texas takes kittens, jams tubes down their throats, and then kills them after. That's so mean! Like, they're really cute, furry, and adoreable, you'd have to be really sick and have no soul to do that. They're so innocent, and even putting tubes down it's throat is like killing your best friend. They're just so small and innocent, they didn't do anything to us to deserve this.

=FrightDelight I know, and I think it's wrong. I thought they personally weren't supposed to do this, and also I thought it was illegal to test on animals.

*WolfenFire Exactly. I don't know how they could do that to the poor little things.. They're way too innocent and cute.

=FrightDelight Indeed.

OKAY... OLD PEOPLE DANCING TO SEXY BACK?!?!

=FrightDelight OKAY, WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS. I mean, today at the square in my town.. I heard the sexy back song so I ran to see what was going on. AND FUCKING OLD PEOPLE WERE DANCING TO SEXY BACK!

:devWoflenFire: Haha, that's HILARIOUS! I mean, it'd be really, really funny to see old people dancing to that song. I could just imagine them all try to sing along together, it'd be hilarious! xD

=FrightDelight xDD I know! I was kinda.. Watchin with.. And akward face BUT I MEAN WHO WOULDN'T xDD!.

*WolfenFire I'd join in. XD

SEGWAYS!

*WolfenFire So, what's up with those segways? I don't know how they're supposed to stay up, they're just.. 2 wheels and some handles, and that's it. They're really confusing, and look kinda strange.

=FrightDelight I know.. And wanna know what's really sad Lemmonzz? I don't think I know what those things are! D:

*WolfenFire ..Really??

=FrightDelight Indeed.. xD

*WolfenFire Haha, they're used to move around.

=FrightDelight OH, are they the things that are like.. Those two wheeled electronic things? That you have to balance or you fall backwards or forwards to the ground?

*WolfenFire Yes!

=FrightDelight Ohhh.. Those.. xDD THOSE THINGS ARE DANGEROUS!

*WolfenFire Haha, indeed they are.

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Well, I think that's the end of our rants. If you want ANYTHING us to add to our rantings, please, tell us. We'll write it down, and use it!


*WolfenFire , =FrightDelight